Kryptonite

Faster than a speeding bullet, more powerful than a locomotive, able to leap tall buildings in a single bound, it’s a bird, it’s a plane, it’s SUPERMAN! The super hero in the red and blue suit, squiggle of a curl on his forehead and those big muscles. He was weakened by only one thing, kryptonite. That glowing, gleaming green crystal robbed him of his strength every time. Today you may have kryptonite in your very own spine… and perhaps be totally unaware.

An epidemic of spinal kryptonite is sweeping the nation. Poor posture, texting, lack of sleep, stress and chronic illness has stricken the masses. People everywhere are turing to toxic drugs as a “quick fix”, but it is to no avail. These poor victims, they don’t know the facts. Kryptonite weakens your spine. It causes biomechanical stress, leading to decay and arthritis in your joints. It stresses your discs and predisposes you to disc bulges and herniations. Spinal kryptonite weakens your nerve system and prevents your brain from communiating with your body. Once kryptonite is present, organ functions like your digestive system start to faulter. Your immune system weakens and you find it hard to fight off colds. Tell your neighbors, tell your friends. Beware of spinal kryptonite! It is a silent killer. Get checked before it is too late.

Tell everyone that friendly super hero chiropractors are standing by, waiting to serve. Subluxation, your spinal kryptonite can only be removed by the trained hands of a principled chiropractor. Once you’ve found your super-chiro, be sure to stop in each week for your kryptonite check-up.

You never want to leave kyptonite in your spine too long… the effects are tragic.